Not stamping…but worth looking at

This is what happens when Mommy is in the office, boys are "watching tv" in Mommy and Daddy's bed and Daddy stays asleep. Bad Mommy – didn't close that tempting bathroom door…..

The Bathroom Massacre

(photos are completely untouched as to provide authenticity…) hee hee

At approximately 0900 hrs., eye witness (big brother) screamed the name of the suspect at the top of his lungs! When investigators(Mom and Dad) went to see what happened, this is what they found:

The guilty suspect – with lots of evidence

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One of the victim's "hat's" and some innocent bystanders

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The remaining victims are lying in their own "mess" at the bottom of the tub. There was more "mess" on the walls, mirror and carpet step up to the tub…..

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The total loss of life from this incident – two tubes of lipstick, one make-up brush. Miraculously the suspect survived – punishment: a not so fun hard scrubbing of entire face and body (he had managed to get his legs and belly too)

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  1. This is hilarious! your narration is even funnier! I got your email..I’m not sure if I’ll be in town that weekend, but I will get in contact with you if I end up being able to make it… thanks for the invite 🙂 that is super sweet of you. Congrats to your husband, I am sure it is just a matter of time now that he’s so VERY close- that is awesome 🙂
    Take care,
    Jaime

  2. OMG! That is SO funny! I needed that laugh! You son’s face is priceless too! OMG! The innocence in that face – adorable! I’d forgive those big blue eyes!! TFS!

  3. Okay now – I volunteer to be suspects lawyer – pro-bono! We will prove he was set up! He’s innocent I tell you! INNOCENT!
    Oh Jeanna – tooooo funnnny!!! I love it! I sure miss these little guys! Big hugs and kisses!
    “Auntie” Linda

  4. oh how cute that is….on some one else’s kiddo! you gotta love the look on his sweet little his face! this gives you an excuse to head out to town on a lipstick shopping spree, right?
    on second thought…maybe he didn’t do it….it could have been elmo…elmo could have been holding him down in the bathtub while smearing lipstick all over his face and it only got on the walls and vanity becuase your little on was trying to get away….could have happened that way… 😉

  5. Wow does that bring back memories! My son of whom is now 13 , and also miriclously survived, when he was 4 decided to get up in the middle of the night and play! My niece who was staying the night saw the bathroom light on and took a look.She then informed me that I had just adopted a little “black & red” boy! My son had colored his arms,( quite well I might add) with my mascara and lipstick all over his face!! Trying to hold back the laughter grabbed my camera to show dad when he returned from his business trip and see what consequences he would have. The scrubbing bath was probably punishment enough!!! Oh the memories, yah gotta love them!!! They don’t stay small for long!! Nancy

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